The End of My Career

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My Continuing Adventures with Dr. Brian Mekelburg

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Joel Stein
Apr 11, 2024
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“You’re going to like his playlist,” Dr. Brian Mekelburg’s nurse said to me.

I had come to the office to get what he referred to as a “dangerous looking” mole removed. This mole was on my back, so I had never seen it. I imagined it was shaped like Osama Bin Laden. 

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