Ovechkin Has Broken Gretzky's Career Goals Record
Don't Worry, This Isn't About Hockey
Tricked you! This is totally about hockey. But even if you don’t care about hockey, you should at least know that on Sunday Alex Ovechkin scored his 895th career goal, breaking the record Wayne Gretzky has held since 1994. You should also know that this sucks.
One more thing before I stop making this a…
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