My Phone Tried to Kill Me
It’s Tried Before. It Will Try Again. And I’m Doing Nothing To Stop It.
I finished dropping off my son from school, as I do every morning, because it makes me more attractive as a man. I pulled in my driveway, my skin aglow from parenting, and heard someone yell my name. He was walking his dog, and I decided to join him, partly because I’m a neighborly guy, partly because I hadn’t talked to him in a while, and mostly becaus…
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