Memo To Rupert Murdoch's Future Ex-Wife

The 93-Year-Old Media Tycoon is Engaged For the Seventh Time. Some Tips for Elena Zhukova on Handling Their Divorce

Murdoch in 2008 with his third wife, Wendy Deng, who introduced him to new fiancé Elena Zhukova at a party she threw

Dear Elena,

We here at The End of My Career – which is just me since you don’t get a staff of assistants at the end of your career unless you’re Rupert Murdoch – wish you the best on your upcoming nuptials. We’re sure your fiancé has lear…