The End of My Career

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I Finally Agree with Trump about Something. But I Hope He Fails Anyway.

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r/TheSimpsons - This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.
The one in the suit is Trump.

If an infinite number of monkeys typed on keyboards, Donald Trump would sign everything they wrote as executive orders. So it seemed impossible that in his flurry of madness, he would issue a decree that I thought was a good idea. And yet, within his first month as president, he has somehow done exactly that.

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