Dear Infinitely Wise One, November Edition

The Advice Column That's a Desperate Attempt to Get Subscribers to Pay

This is the first edition of my monthly advice column, for subscribers only.

Put your questions in the comments or, if you desire anonymity, email me at thejoelstein@yahoo.com. Please begin your submission with, “Dear Infinitely Wise One.” So far, I’ve answered 100 percent of reader questions. Can Dear Abby say that? Can she say anything? I have no idea if Dear Abby is alive.

IWO, 

I’m worried I like one of my children more than the other. I’m also worried the dud is going to notice.

What do I do?

Thanks, 

Definitive Preference in Peoria