A Definitive List of The Foods That Are Bad For You

None of Them, You Morons

Sep 15, 2025

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Okay, this might be bad for me, but only because it greatly increases my chances of someone justifiably punching me in the head.

When people ask if a food is good for you, I bite my tongue, which is a thing I do to warm it up before yelling. I start my harangue by asking what the hell they mean by “good for you?” Do they think blueberries will make them …

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